Son-day Surprise

God Gold of the Day

Hope y’all have an awesome Sunday of worship and getting fed with the truth of God’s Word! As you know it’s “wedding season” this time of year. After getting married myself, having a summer booked full of friends weddings, I saw this joke and thought it was pretty fitting. Advice to the men out there, watch what you say fellas, could be you next!!!

“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. They found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year.” 
       
      His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, “That’s the strangest way I ever heard of for a boy to propose to a girl. But, regardless of how you said it, I accept!”

All the credit goes to jokes.christiansunite.com 

Son-Day Surprise

God Gold of the day

Got a couple of Sunday Funnies for ya about kids in church! Hope you have an awesome day of worship and rest! Get ready, BIG week ahead and we’re going to kill it!!!

 

-“A boy in Sunday school had been taught by the same teacher for a number of years. She had a way of telling stories and she always ended them by saying: “And the moral of the story is…”

Eventually, he moved up in Sunday school and had a new teacher.

After a few weeks, the minister asked the boy how he liked his new Sunday school teacher. He replied: “She is great; she does not have any morals.”

~Author unknown~

 

-“There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.

“Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.”

 

-“Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.

The daughter answered, “Don’t be scared, you’ll get your quilt.”

Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day , the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning’s Sunday school lesson was about.

He said “Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.”

Son-day Surprise

God Gold of the Day

Here’s a little Sunday funny for ya today! Hope it brings some chuckles to your life and a smile to your face! Praying for you as we start this new week! I also want to ask you please pray for me and my fiance Sarah. We are one week away from marraige and things are starting to get weird, did I say “weird?” I meant REAL! I just ask you pray for us both in this new season of life, I’m sure many challenges will be facing us ahead and it’s awesome to know that we serve a God that gives us everything we need to get through together. If anything just pray for us in our personal relationship’s with the Lord and that God will use this time as a time of growing us closer together and closer to Him! I am extremely thankful for your prayers and one more, pray for Sarah! Nothing is wrong but she’s marrying me so she will need them haha! Hope you have an awesome Sunday and a great week this week!!!

“A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. 
       
      “Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out. 
       
      “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. 
       
      With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: “I think it’s Adam’s suit!”

All the credit on this one goes to jokes.christiansunite.com

Son-day Surprise

God Gold of the Day

Today’s Son-day surprise is a good ole Sunday funny for ya!!! Hope everyone has an awesome day at church!!! Heard something that’s kept me pretty convicted and kind of lit a fire under me with as much as I find myself comfortable and complacent in this life with Christ. Hope it can fire you up in a similar way and be a great reminder throughout the week ahead;

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” -Billy Sunday

Great reminder to serve Monday-Saturday like we serve today and worship the Lord those days as well like we do today. I don’t say that to hurt any body’s feelings, I say that to call all of us out because Jesus Christ whom we follow is so much bigger than any Sunday-limited, comfortable Christianity. He’s made us for more and people need to know how awesome He is!!! Let’s get it this week!!!

 

“It’s The Thought That Counts

Choosing a gift for an elderly mother…

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat.

You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the Church 12 years to teach him. He’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.”

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:

“David,” she wrote one son, “The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.”

“John,” she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!”

“Dearest Jeffrey,” she wrote to her third son, “You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.”

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Son-day Surprise

God Gold of the Day

Found a little Sunday funny for ya! Hope everyone has an awesome Sunday worshiping and learning more living this Christian life, and more about the One who gave us this life! Get rested up today so you’ll be ready to get up and get after it this week!

A Round of Golf 

“Three men went out to play a round of golf, Moses, Jesus and an old man. Moses tee’d off first, and the ball landed in the water. He parted the water, and hit the ball in for a birdie.

Jesus tee’d off next, and the ball landed in the water. He then walked on the water, and hit the ball in for a birdie.

Lastly the old man tee’d off, but before the ball could hit the water, a fish jumped out and caught the ball in it’s mouth. Then an eagle swooped down and caught the fish. Lightening then struck near the eagle, frightening it, and it dropped the fish. When the fish hit the ground, it dropped the ball in for a perfect hole in one.

Jesus and Moses turn to the old man, and Jesus said, “Dad, if you don’t quit playing like that, we’re not going to bring you anymore.”“