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Got a few Sunday Funnies for you today that I hope will get your day started out on the right foot and put a smile on your face! Hope you enjoy!!!

Marriage and Coffee:

“Shortly after tying the knot, a young married couple started arguing over who should make the coffee. Being a good Christian woman, the wife went to the scriptures for her answer. She said that the Bible specifically stated that men should be the ones to make the coffee.”

Puzzled, the husband asked her where in the Bible it said that. Very confidently, the wife opened up her Bible and said: “It’s right here—HEBREWS.”

Solomon’s Temple:

“Where was Solomon’s temple located? – On the side of his head. Duh!”

The Sunday School Lesson:

“During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned about how God created human beings. The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adam’s ribs. Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying down on the floor, so she asked him what was wrong. His reply was priceless: “Mom, I have a pain in my side—I think I’m getting a wife.”

Big thanks and credit for these jokes go to https://churchtechtoday.com

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Hope everyone has an awesome Sunday and praying for you that your week gets even gooder and gooder!!!! Found this little Sunday Funny for you today, hope it gets you knee slapping like it did me!!!

“The Hand of God

Little Philip was walking home in the rain with his mother following Sunday worship. It finally stopped raining as they rounded the corner, where to their surprise and delight appeared a vivid double rainbow in the sky.

“Doesn’t it look like an artist painted this rainbow?” his mother exclaimed. “I bet God painted this just for you!”

“Yes,” replied Philip, “God did it, and he did it left handed.”

Confused, his mother asked him, “What makes you say God did this with his left hand?”

“Well,” said Philip, “we learned in Sunday School that Jesus sits on God’s right hand.”

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I don’t remember how or when I found this video but I knew I saved it for a reason! Bringing some Sunday Funny’s today and if you’re a big fan of corny jokes……then you’re going to love these! They’re literally a-maize-ing!!! Hahaha I’m already dying!!! Hope these bring some smiles to your Sunday!!!

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“A dentist came home to his wife excited about the day’s events. He had met a fellow dentist who had served in the mission field using his dental skills.

He began, “Marge, I think the Lord wants me to work with the poor in Central America. They are in great need of dental care.”

“Dear husband, it isn’t civilized down there. I’ve heard that they have cockroaches the size of bats. And no running water.”

“Marge, the Lord will provide for our needs and we will be able help people who really need us. Bedsides, I am sure the Lord is calling me to do this.”

“How do you know the Lord is calling you to do this?”

“Well, I just feel it, and it’s in the Bible.”

“In the Bible? What verse?”

“Let me get it for you. It’s from Psalms 81:

‘I, the LORD, am your God, Who brought you up from the land of Egypt; Open your mouth wide and I will fill it. (Psalm 81:10)'”

 

All the credit for this Sunday funny goes to: https://www.godandscience.org/humor/dentist.html

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“There were two good ol’ boys from warmer climes who loved to fish. They wanted to do some ice fishing that they’d heard about in Canada, so they took off to try it. 
       
      The lake was frozen nicely, so they stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their bait and tackle. 
       
      One of them said, “We’re going to need an ice pick.” 
       
      After they got their equipment, they took off. 
       
      In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, “We’re going to need another dozen ice picks.” 
       
      He sold him the picks, and the good ol’ boy left. 
       
      In about an hour, he was back at the shop agaain and said, “We’re going to need all the ice picks you’ve got.” 
       
      The shop owner couldn’t believe it. “By the way,” he asked, “how are you fellows doing?” 
       
      “Not very well at all,” he said. “We don’t even have the stupid boat in the water yet.”