God Gold of the Day

Got a few Sunday Funnies for you today that I hope will get your day started out on the right foot and put a smile on your face! Hope you enjoy!!!

Marriage and Coffee:

“Shortly after tying the knot, a young married couple started arguing over who should make the coffee. Being a good Christian woman, the wife went to the scriptures for her answer. She said that the Bible specifically stated that men should be the ones to make the coffee.”

Puzzled, the husband asked her where in the Bible it said that. Very confidently, the wife opened up her Bible and said: “It’s right here—HEBREWS.”

Solomon’s Temple:

“Where was Solomon’s temple located? – On the side of his head. Duh!”

The Sunday School Lesson:

“During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned about how God created human beings. The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adam’s ribs. Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying down on the floor, so she asked him what was wrong. His reply was priceless: “Mom, I have a pain in my side—I think I’m getting a wife.”

Big thanks and credit for these jokes go to https://churchtechtoday.com

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