God Gold of the Day
Found a little Sunday funny for ya! Hope everyone has an awesome Sunday worshiping and learning more living this Christian life, and more about the One who gave us this life! Get rested up today so you’ll be ready to get up and get after it this week!
A Round of Golf
“Three men went out to play a round of golf, Moses, Jesus and an old man. Moses tee’d off first, and the ball landed in the water. He parted the water, and hit the ball in for a birdie.
Jesus tee’d off next, and the ball landed in the water. He then walked on the water, and hit the ball in for a birdie.
Lastly the old man tee’d off, but before the ball could hit the water, a fish jumped out and caught the ball in it’s mouth. Then an eagle swooped down and caught the fish. Lightening then struck near the eagle, frightening it, and it dropped the fish. When the fish hit the ground, it dropped the ball in for a perfect hole in one.
Jesus and Moses turn to the old man, and Jesus said, “Dad, if you don’t quit playing like that, we’re not going to bring you anymore.”“